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What Happens to people who drink too much reebean.

What Happens to people who drink too much reebean.

I wonder who got x-rayed.. u fellow koncases should be able to figure it out...


well some of the stuff

on mine is slightly off but the majority hits the nail on the head. Check this out:
Capricorn is one of the most stable and (mostly) serious of the zodiacal types. These independent, rocklike characters have many sterling qualities. They are normally confident, strong willed and calm. These hardworking, unemotional, shrewd, practical, responsible, persevering, and cautious to the extreme persons, are capable of persisting for as long as is necessary to accomplish a goal they have set for themselves. They are reliable workers in almost any profession they undertake. They are the major finishers of most projects started by the 'pioneering' signs; with firm stick-to-it-ness they quickly become the backbone of any company they work for.
Capricornians make of themselves, resourceful, determined managers; setting high standards for themselves and others. They strive always for honesty in their criticism of self, they respect discipline from above and demand it from those beneath them. In their methodical, tough, stubborn, unyielding way, they persist against personal hardship, putting their families and/or their work before their own needs and welfare to reach their objectives long after others have given up and fallen by the wayside. In fact when practical ability allied with the drive of ambition are required in employees to make a project succeed, Capricornians are the people to hire. They plan carefully to fulfill their ambitions (which often include becoming wealthy), they are economical without meanness, and able to achieve great results with minimum effort and expense. Because of their organizing ability they are able to work on several projects simultaneously.
They have a great respect for authority but may not, if they reach high rank, be willing to listen to other opinions on things they are directly responsible for. As the ranking authority figure in a given situation they expect their underlings to be as self disciplined as they themselves are, and to perform every task undertaken to the highest standard. They are, nevertheless, fair as well as demanding. Among their equals they are not always the most pleasant of work fellows for they are reserved and too conservative, valuing tradition more than innovation, however valuable the latter, and they are often humorless. There is also a tendency to pessimism, melancholy and even unhappiness which many Capricornians are unable to keep to themselves, especially if they fail personally. In the extreme this trait can make them a very depressed individual; ecstatic happiness alternating with the most wretched kind of misery which is so subconsciously buried that he or she should seek help if such emotions become frequent. For the above reason, capable Capricorn should spend many hours in meditation, gathering the strength to control such inner emotions.

The swings in mood are not the only reason some Capricornians deserve the adjective based on their name - capricious. They can be surprisingly and suddenly witty and subtle for the quiet, reserved individuals they seem to be, and they also have a tendency to ruin things by unexpected and utterly irresponsible bouts of flippancy. In certain individuals in whom the characteristic is strong, the temptation to do this has to be resisted with iron self-control. Another unexpected quality in some Capricornians is an interest in the occult which persists in spite of their naturally skeptical turn of mind.
Their intellects are sometimes very subtle. They think profoundly and deeply, throughly exploring all possibilities before deciding on a 'safe' alternative. They have good memories and an insatiable yet methodical desire for knowledge. They are rational, logical and clearheaded, have good concentration, delight in debate in which they can show off their cleverness by luring their adversaries into traps and confounding them with logic.
In their personal relationships they are often ill-at-ease, if not downright unhappy. They are somewhat self-centered but not excessively so, wary and cautious around people they do not know very well, preferring not to meddle with others and in turn not to allow interference with themselves, thus they tend to attract people who do not understand them. Casual acquaintances they will treat with diplomacy, tact and, above all, reticence. They make few good friends but are intensely loyal to those they do make, and they can become bitter, and powerful enemies. They sometimes dislike the opposite sex and test the waters of affection gingerly before judging the temperature right for marriage. Once married, however, they are faithful, though inclined to jealousy. Most Capricornians marry for life.
Their occupations can include most professions that have to do with math or money and they are strongly attracted to music. They can be economists, financiers, bankers, speculators, contractors, managers and real estate brokers. They excel as bureaucrats, especially where projects demanding long-term planning and working are concerned, and their skill in debate and love of dialectic make them good politicians. They are excellent teachers, especially as principals of educational establishments where they have the authority to manage and organize without too much intimacy with the staff members. If working with their hands, they can become practical scientists, engineers, farmers and builders. The wit and flippancy which is characteristic of certain Capricornians may make some turn to entertainment as a career.

"time FLIES when you're having rum"


Lot of truth wid some bull crap....

CORN: THE GREAT


ok money-pisces explanation

Pisces,
Pisceans possess a gentle, patient, malleable nature. They have many generous qualities and are friendly, good natured, kind and compassionate, sensitive to the feelings of those around them, and respond with the utmost sympathy and tact to any suffering they encounter. They are deservedly popular with all kinds of people, partly because their easygoing, affectionate, submissive natures offer no threat or challenge to stronger and more exuberant characters. They accept the people around them and the circumstances in which they find themselves rather than trying to adapt them to suit themselves, and they patiently wait for problems to sort themselves out rather than take the initiative in solving them. They are more readily concerned with the problems of others than with their own.
Their natures tend to be too otherworldly for the practical purposes of living in this world as it is. They sometimes exist emotionally rather than rationally, instinctively more than intellectually (depending on how they are aspected). They long to be recognized as greatly creative. They also dislike disciple and confinement. The nine-to-five life is not for them. Any rebellion they make against convention is personal, however, as they often times do not have the energy or motivation to battle against the Establishment.
Pisceans tend to withdraw into a dream world where their qualities can bring mental satisfaction and sometimes, fame and financial reward for they are extremely gifted artistically. They are also versatile and intuitive, have quick understanding, observe and listen well, and are receptive to new ideas and atmospheres. All these factors can combine to produce remarkable creativity in literature, music and art. They may count among their gifts mediumistic qualities which can give them a feeling that their best work comes from outside themselves, "Whispered beyond the misted curtains, screening this world from that." Even when they cannot express themselves creatively they have a greater than average instinct for, and love of, beauty in art and nature, a catlike appreciation of luxury and pleasure, and a yearning for new sensations and travel to remote, exotic places.
They are never egotistical in their personal relationships and give more than they ask from their friends. They are sexually delicate, in the extreme almost asexual, and most Pisceans would want a relationship in which the partner's mind and spirit rather than the body resonated with their own. Unfortunately they can be easily misled by a lover who courts them delicately and in marriage makes them unhappy by a coarser sexuality than they expected. They are nevertheless intensely loyal and home-loving and will remain faithful.

In their employment they are better working either by themselves or in subordinate positions. Their talents are individual in a commercial business or similar undertaking. They would be afraid to manage more than a small department, worrying always that they would fail in a crisis. They can make fair secretaries and bookkeepers. Their sympathy equips them for work in charities catering for the needy, as nurses looking after the sick and as veterinary surgeons caring for animals. As librarians or astronomers they can satisfy their mental wanderlust, and their fondness for "faraway places with strange-sounding names" may turn them into sailors or travellers. Many architects and lawyers are Pisceans, and when the creative abilities are combined with gifts of imitation and the ability to enter into the feelings of others, Pisceans find their fulfillment on the stage. Their psychic and spiritual qualities can lead them into careers in the church or as mediums and mystics. They may find an outlet for their creativity as caterers, and are said to make good detectives because they can imagine themselves in the place of criminals and understand how their minds would work. In technical occupations they are well employed in dealing with anaesthetics, fluids, gases and plastics. Because of their lively versatility and inability to concentrate overmuch on any one project, Pisceans often simultaneously follow more than one occupation

"time FLIES when you're having rum"


lol

grew up around a doc.

i shine cuz i grind, ain't got to steal and rob


The photo is an x-ray

of a right artificial hip joint, that pass skillfully photoshoped a rum bottle into. jeez
"Veni,Vidi,Volatilis"


watchout, Mike

yu gats talent

CHEESE LOVER
"QUESO, COME BACK!"


lol@human joints dont' look like that

its clearly a pelvic xray of a woman in her late years who has had hip replacement surgery hence the metal in her right pelvic joint

i shine cuz i grind, ain't got to steal and rob


How true oh great one

your wish is my command oh great PM lead and I shall follow, after all I am a rebean drinker already.


Supa what is a pisces like???

Please post the complete description of pisces people...pretty please....?

CORN: THE GREAT


I don't think it's human the

I don't think it's human the joints looks weird.The human joints doesn't look like that.

"Just living it up"


YOU GUYS ARE SO FUNNY

TAKE A LOOK AT THE BONE STRUCTURE AND TELL ME THAT IS HUMAN C'MON DUDE AND DUDETTES.


Ok Da Dacta

Take it away, it is all yours

"dacta gat da dirrrdy cure! - ribbet ribbet"


cool iron

I heard you fishes are quite the artistic type but can be indecisive easily mislead.

"time FLIES when you're having rum"


Supa

I am a pisces lord of the fish and very sincere


SAGGITARIOUS

We be talking to you here!!

"dacta gat da dirrrdy cure! - ribbet ribbet"


lighten up mein it's just som

lighten up mein it's just some funny shit besides i don't think chickens shape like dat!

"Just living it up"


if it is a turkey............

it can just pull the bottle right out

"dacta gat da dirrrdy cure! - ribbet ribbet"


Hay Sag

Lighten up - Da Dacta Sap is here to give ya da dirrdy cure

"dacta gat da dirrrdy cure! - ribbet ribbet"


like the sign in name though

am fascinated by the zodiac myself and feel we have a lot to learn from astrology. Out of curiousity what are your signs fellow flies? I'm a Capricorn- typically reserved, ambitious and successful.

"time FLIES when you're having rum"


lighten up sag geez

maybe u need to sip on some reebean.

"time FLIES when you're having rum"


NOT AMUSED

OBVIOUSLY YOU ALL ARE EASYLY AMUSED BY A RUM BOTTLE STUCK UP THE ASS OF EITHER A BIG CHICKEN OR A TURKEY, SO NOT FUNNY,IT'S SO CHILD LIKE, YA'LL MUST BE DRUNK.


We all know

who that will happen to.

"Just living it up"


thats what u call a party hah

thats what u call a party hahahaha. i've seen guys get 'piss drunk' but nevar 'fucked by a bottle drunk' hahaha

"Lunatic of god's Creation"


hey babe..

well i saw d picture on some website... it was with a coca cola bottle though. so i just tweaked it a little. since we got so much reebean fans.


If you take a close look

It's in the Ass! Jeese!! Where did U come up with that one hpnotiq?


Supa i hope this isn't

hahahaaaaa,
i call this pic, smugling in di reebbean, hahaha hope its noone i know, damn i no gat it like reebean, hahahaha

Take 2 and call me in the morning...


i don't think she

swallowed it supa, if you know what i mean!
"i da betty man"


lol that is funny!!!

"It IS as bad as you think, and they ARE out to get you!".


no wayyyyyyyyyyy

reebean could never harm u! Only barrel may get u fucked up enough to do simple rass like swallow the whole bottle. I have been told though if I ever get pregnant I will give birth to a bottle of reebean. I already have names picked out- reebio for a boy and reeba if it's a girl.

"time FLIES when you're having rum"