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What do you want for christmas??

What does everyone want?


Just enough money

fi by wa local ham and wah case a belystin.

Who seek knowledge deh wisdom increase.


hot Santa for Supa

you want a lot of shit,

couldn't find a hot santa for you, so you'll have to settle for this one.

"A dog never bites the hand that feeds it (GOB being the DOG)."


Grrrreeeeeee

Deeeee!!!!


i agree- lower gas prices!!!

that and. . .

someone to pay for my ticket to go to Toronto, a hefty Christmas bonus, an H2 with wicked sounds, the new Akon CD, a pair of thigh high leather boots, a set of platinum hoop earrings, a rolex watch, 1 bottle each of the following: appleton, absolut mandarin, finlandia cranberry vodka, tanguerray, disarrono, gran marnier, courvoisier, amarulu, and of course a whole case of di almighty reebean, a wicked Christmas bashment for me and my posse, an IPOD, a new stereo system for the crib- actually a bigger crib altogether - one in which I can fit all my shit, oh and of course free unlimited internet access so I can rejoin the swarm fulltime, and finally- all of the above to be delivered by a really HOT santa :)

hey a girl can dream can't she??!


"AN WHEN DI RAIN FALLLL I NO FALL PAN ONE MAN HOUSE"


A 2 GO DOWN

I WANT D GAS PRICE TO GO DOWN...CAN'T GO ANYWHERE WITH AN EMPTY TANK

JOKERZ


christmas, hmm...

i want not to pay taxes, thats all.

"A dog never bites the hand that feeds it (GOB being the DOG)."


I will

Krushh her...


Wow Wow Wee Waa!

I would very much like to make romance inside her...


borat first porn

with chocolate face woman...


why is da jewish

cut off one of them nuts???
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throw the jews in the well...

so my country can be free...


come on di javaman

how is u be hatin on da Ali G, and calling him da hurtin names.....

Ma julie told me he is aight, give da man a break,

RESPECT

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He just makes my blood curdle Doc, and he is talentless

"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."
- Albert Einstein


fine Sasha is da man

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Jah-vahman

Me Julie just told me you likes to speak bullmanure and that only me ladies suffa mygrane
"Bad is never good until worse happens"


does you

havs a reason for not liking da Ali G
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borat is way better than ali-g



Please stop with d ali G slang, ur given me a migrane

"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."
- Albert Einstein


Javaman is u be jealous

of da mac daddy, di numero uno man, Da Ali G??
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Ali G = LAME, LAME, LAME, LAME, LAME

"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."
- Albert Einstein


Javaman

Boyaka-sha. Check dis... you fanny but me no likes what you say bout mi brotha Ali
"Bad is never good until worse happens"


ALI G IS DA MAN

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Ali G fucking sucks, wat a moron

"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."
- Albert Einstein


RispecK!!

"Bad is never good until worse happens"


BOOYAKASHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i is want everyone just big up dem self, and have what dey is want from the big red man....

Respect....


This is going

to sound mushy, but to hell with it.

Instead of for myself, I'd wish for my family's wishes to come true.

So what if I need some material things, my family's true happiness is more important to me.

I'm not always a PRICK.


Yeah Java DUDE!!!...WHY Not Sex Shops...

...if they allow CASINOS...Really I'm no EINSTEIN...but i've been around long enough to have seen the DARK side of the MOON...and really the BRIGHT SIDE of the SUN...and to be frank with U what it boils down to is 3 t'ings...MARKETING!...MARKETING!!...MARKETING!!!...uummmm...well perhaps more appropriately GREASING the gears that makes the market RUN.

hisSTORY recounts that when there is an issue of MORAL ANGST the best ALLY will with every certitude be the CHURCH...When the idea of a CASINO was first proposed in BZ...the greatest HUE and CRY came from the CHURCH...especially the CATHOLIC Church...This lasted UP UNTIL the fellows from the PRINCESS had the GOOD SENSE to make a donation of $70,000 to none other than the BISHOP himself...CAUGHT in the WAKE of this event of course was the enduring eccho of THE SOUND OF SILENCE...and really COMPLICITY...Really though when reduced to its Lowest Common Multiple it is discounted as one of the 'unofficial' cost of doing business...It is a transaction not lost on ACCOUNTANTS whom when subpoenaed HIGH COURT refer to it euphimistically as LEAKAGE...THIS is a WALK that the PORN guys will also need to make as they invariably attend the HUGE and UNSUNG demand for t'ings EROTICA...and I really can't wait!!!

I was of a mind to start one of the EXOTIC SHOPS myself...but I DO NOT think that a STAND ALONE business of this type would generate the VOLUME of business to yield the kind of DOUGH necessary to grease the MEN of the CLOTH...+... a long line of POLITICOS and their hangers-on...+...GOD knows howmany guys on the TRADE LICENCING BOARD of CITCO...Really this may well be one of those events that would be worth waiting for one of the ZABANEHS or FEINSTEINS to WASH some DIRTY MONEY on PORN before WE get involved!!!


Oh, by the way, Javaman

they have sex shops in the city you just have to ask around discreetly cause its kept low profile.


duh!!

all i want is to wake up from the MUSA/Fonseca...Belizean nightmare!!! (i can wish can't I?)
a plasma tv would be great too!

Life shouldn't be a journey 2 da grave with D intention of arriving safely in an attractive & well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways,wornout and screaming - woohoo what a ride!


A miracle!

Yep tall order but only that is going to cut it this christmas...ok if there is no miracle then,well, I'll settle for a brand new vehicle!!!!!!!


I already got what i wanted

but an ipod would still be nice...


I just want world peace,,,

CORN: THE GREAT


my two front teeth

nah shallow pockets, sometimes rabbit ears...

I had to buy it for wifey and the baby, safety comes first, wifey insisted on leather interior, that pissed me off cause it worked out to an additional 2K. But she works as hard and as long if not longer hours as I do, so I have to give a little sometimes.


Down here in likle Belize, we have to go diesel dude even d rich

"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."
- Albert Einstein


U must have deep pockets to afford gas for than tank, Roadie

"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."
- Albert Einstein


Wouldn't mind this


"Bad is never good until worse happens"


i hear you

I have a sequoia, just burns gas like crazy, breaks need to be changed often, and the tires need to be changed often. Other than that it is a great suv/truck, I am a toyota man, all my cars have been toyota. My whole family drives toyota, brother, sister, mother and the list goes on...


doesn't do anything for me, Roadie, i am a truck guy

"Mek eh cum once wid mi finga, twice wid mi tounge aah den fit een di head"


i wouldn't mind getting this for christmas:

Keeping it real, i'll only list the stuff I can barely afford. Its the new toyota avalon, luxury and comfort...


shit they allow casinos, why not sex shops?

"Mek eh cum once wid mi finga, twice wid mi tounge aah den fit een di head"


I think someone did

but its kinda on the low low, you know you can buy freaky shit. Now this is what I heard, I don't know for sure. I think it might be illegal under the law.


someone should open a sex shop in Belize

"Mek eh cum once wid mi finga, twice wid mi tounge aah den fit een di head"


I want a

wild sweaty crazy fling and a great night of [edited], all night long, all night long, all night.

oh, and some furniture. My apartment is empty.