Two Dead Boys
Submitted by armageddon on Thu, 2007-05-10 13:04.
Funny Shit
Ladies and gentlemen, hobos and tramps,
I stand before you & sit behind you
to tell you something I know nothing about!
Admission is free, you must pay at the door,
So pull up a chair and sit on the floor.
The show is over, but before you go,
let me tell you a story I don't really know:
One bright day, in the middle of the night
two dead boys got up to fight
back to back, they faced each other;
drew their swords and shot each other.
A deaf policeman heard the noise
He came and shot those two dead boys.
If you don't believe this lie is true...
ask the blind man; he saw it too!
I heard the poem when i was a kid, and goddamn it stuck in my head for good. Don't know who is the original poet who wrote it, but it is my favorite. Just thought i would share it.
Did u really go to Independence Primary...?
Submitted by 2hot2handle on Fri, 2007-05-11 04:28.
wow...im jealous...haha!
I Remain,
2hot2handle
i went to Independence Primary, but i can't really recall
Submitted by armageddon on Thu, 2007-05-10 17:11.
when i heard that poem, it just got stuck in my head, i know it was waaaaay back when i was - ooooh wait, i got it, i heard it from a teacher of mine in primary school, he use to always take us outside for Comedy Time, he use to have the whole class cracking up, man I wish their were more teachers like him. Every week he use to do that, it was great, cause you got a release during the week and school was so much more fun.
Yep, that is it, my English teacher, he was the first person i heard the poem from. Sweeeeeet!
"Money is NOT the root of all EVIL; NOT having any IS."
When did u hear it?
Submitted by Penguino on Thu, 2007-05-10 17:06.
Which primary sch did you go to?
"Drink Up, Smoke Up, Juk Up...nothing else really matters"
that's a sweet poem huh Penguino, i just love it
Submitted by armageddon on Thu, 2007-05-10 17:00.
I like to say it to people at random, and they look at you like, "this fucker is gone", i love it, it always get people's attention at social scenes - but you gotta time it right. Hehehehehe
"Money is NOT the root of all EVIL; NOT having any IS."
armageddon! me too
Submitted by Penguino on Thu, 2007-05-10 16:46.
I heard this in primary school!!!!!!!!! Infant 2 Standard 1ish
I only rember the beginning though...
"Drink Up, Smoke Up, Juk Up...nothing else really matters"
Two Dead Boys
Submitted by armageddon on Thu, 2007-05-10 13:04.
"Money is NOT the root of all EVIL; NOT having any IS."
Construct Critic
Them people think you are gone because everyone has heard that before. It is best saved for your grandchildren ears. It would be best to say in those times instead, "Money is NOT the root of all EVIL; NOT having any IS."
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