To lil sapito, froggito or whatever ur name is.. The Sex Frog
Submitted by sanDfly on Thu, 2005-02-24 18:47.
General
The Sex Frog!
A beautiful, well endowed, young lady, goes to her Local pet store in search of an exotic pet. She spots a box full of frogs. The sign says: "Sex Frogs...Only $20 each! Money Back Guarantee! (Comes with complete instructions)."
The girl excitedly looks around to see if anybody's watching her and whispers softly to the man behind the counter, "I'll take one." As soon as she closes the door to her apartment, she reads the instructions carefully:
1. Take a shower
2. Splash on some nice smelling perfume
3. Slip into a very sexy teddy
4. Crawl into bed and place the frog on the bed
Following the instructions exactly, she quickly gets into bed with the frog. Nothing happens. The girl is totally frustrated and quite upset.
She rereads the instructions and notices at the bottom of the paper, "If you have any problems or questions, please call the 1-800-KONCAS.COM."
She calls and is told by the salesFLY, "I had some complaints earlier today. I'll be right over." Within five minutes he is ringing her doorbell and is welcomed in.
"See, I've done everything according to the instructions and the damn thing just sits there."
KONCAS picks up the frog, stares directly into its eyes. "Listen to me froggy. I'm only going to show you how to do this one more time!"
BOO YAHHHH!!!! Frog!!
Christian Louboutin
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ribbet ribbet..
Submitted by neo-fly-ergo on Fri, 2005-02-25 07:12.
thys is just a snibbet/snippet
snip it in da bud
den smoke it...
no crud
XXX
is kermit dead? has anuone seen the senor....ayyyy
wass that u saaayyy
oh the frogs been kissed
by ynfynyte blisss
was there a metamorphoze
or should i just continue my doze
XXX
the matrix is the world/box that has been pulled over your eyes...
gotta get me some of those fr
Submitted by Dead by Dawn on Thu, 2005-02-24 21:14.
gotta get me some of those frogs to sell in my store
so that's what I was supposed to do
Submitted by supa-fly koncas on Thu, 2005-02-24 18:51.
was out of credit as usual- fucking frog still sitting in the middle of the bed doing nothing- was wondering if I needed to buy batteries or something!
"It pays 2 b fly!"
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