Three Drunken Men

Submitted by Jessica Luv on Wed, 2005-07-20 00:56. Funny Shit

Three men had a very late night drinking Guinness. They left in the early morning hours and went home their separate ways.

The next day, they all met for an early pint, and compared notes about who was drunker the night before.

The first guy claims that he was the most drunk, saying, "I drove straight home and walked into the house. As soon as I got through the door, I blew chunks."

The second guy said, "You think that was drunk? Hell, I got into my car and wrapped my car around the first tree I saw. I don't even have insurance!"

The third guy proclaimed, "Damn, I was the drunkest by far. When I got home, I got into a big fight with the wife, knocked a candle over, and burned the whole house down!"

The room was silent for a moment. Then, the first guy spoke out again, "Listen, guys, I don't think you understand... Chunks is my dog."

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aaaaaaahahahahahahahahha

Submitted by SlyFly on Sat, 2005-07-30 16:48.

hehehehe heheh hohohoho hahaha
jejejejejejejejejje

Good thing it wasn't a rabbit, huh jes?
aaaaaaahahahahahahahahha
aaaaaaahahahahahahahahha
haha....cough....cough.....choke
....hehehe

"COME 'ERE!!"

Life's a bitch and then u die, that's Y we get HIGH!!!

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hahaha my bassist gave me dat joke a while back

Submitted by drummer dude on Thu, 2005-07-21 19:35.

i laughed my ass off on dat one!!!!!

"the enemy of my enemy is my friend"

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ahahahahahhaaahhahhahahaah

Submitted by Chrispin Jefferies on Wed, 2005-07-20 11:41.

first guy should be careful rememberthose animal are killing humans. take a look at in sex and read about the horse that killed the man.
man i really don't want to have to start arreating animals.

"GOD SAVE THE QUEEN"

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