the word is eternalli hilarious

gary is a 20 year-old 5th grader. This is gary's homework
assignment. He must use each vocabulary word in a sentence .

1. Hotel - I gave my girlfriend crabs, and the hotel
everybody.

2. Dictate - My girlfriend say my dictate good.

3. Catacomb - I saw Don King at da fight the other night.
Man, somebody get that catacomb!

4. Foreclose - If I pay alimony today, I got no money
foreclose.

5. Rectum - I had two Cadillacs, but my bitch rectum both.

6. Disappointment - My parole officer tol' me if I miss
disappointment they gonna send me back to the joint.

7. Penis - I went to the doctors and he handed me a cup and
said penis.

8. Israel - Tito try to sell me a Rolex. I say, "man, it
look fake." He say, "Bullshit, that watch israel."

9. Undermine - There's a fin e lookin' ho living in the
apartment undermine.

10. Acoustic - When I was little, my uncle bought me
acoustic and took me to the poolhall.

11. Iraq - When we got to the poolhall, I tol' my uncle iraq
, you break.

12. Stain - My mother-in-law stopped by and I axed her, "Do
you plan on stain for dinner?"

13. Fortify - I axed this ho on da street, "how much?" she
say "fortify."

14. Income - I just got in bed wif da ho and income my wife.

Furthering your education with Today's Ebonic word: Today's
word is: "OMELETTE". Let us use it in a sentence.

"I should pop yo ass fo FORWARDIN dis, but omelette dis one
slide."

jus call me b