Pecker Myth.....
Submitted by sanDfly on Tue, 2005-05-17 11:13.
Funny Shit
Woodpecker Myth
A Belizean Woodpecker and a Canadian woodpecker were arguing about which place had the toughest trees.The Belizean woodpecker said that they had a tree that no woodpecker could peck. The Canadian woodpecker challenged him and promptly pecked a hole in the tree with no problem. The Belizean woodpecker was in awe. The Canadian woodpecker then challenged the Belizean woodpecker to peck a Canadian tree that was absolutely unpecakable. The Belizean woodpecker expressed confidence that he could do it and accepted the challenge. After flying to Canada, the Belizean woodpecker successfully pecked the tree with no problem
The two woodpeckers were now confused. How is that the Canadian woodpecker was able to peck the Belizean tree and the Belizean woodpecker was able to peck the Canadian tree when neither one was able to peck the tree in their own country? After much pecking, they both came to the same conclusion. Your pecker is always harder when you're away from home.
HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by drummer dude on Tue, 2005-05-17 18:28.
puta gordo!!!!!!!!!!!!!
dat da no wan song from some body or di oder?
"the enemy of my enemy is my friend"
Hol mi cok wil a scratch mi ass
Submitted by Gordo on Tue, 2005-05-17 18:25.
A young man inherited a farm without animals, so he wnt to buy a pair of chickens to start with. At the shop he asked for chickens, a pair of chickens, a rooster and a hen. The shopkeeper said "oh u want a cock and a pullet". He responded quickly"yes". He then inquired about a donkey to to tie to the plough to start ploughing his field to plant. The owner said "ah u want an ass." "Yes" he replied quickly. The man then said "I have one ass and I will give for a mere $200 as it has a small problem. While moving he suddenly stops and to get him going u need to sratch him behind the ears." "Thats fine I'll take him please" And so the man got unto the donkey and the shopkeeper gave him in each of his hands a chicken. On the road to the farm the donkey came to a stop and the young man did not know what to do as the chickens would run away and escape if he released them to scratch the donkey behind the ear. Just then a pretty, blonde headed white chick was coming down the road and upon reaching him asked "can I help you sir?" "yes" he responded "hol mi cok and pullit while a scratch mi ass."
rass................
Submitted by drummer dude on Tue, 2005-05-17 12:52.
nobody deh ya tideh..............weh gaan on w/ supa, cheese, money, betty,ummmm...........etc?
"the enemy of my enemy is my friend"
gial/dude........(me no know)
Submitted by drummer dude on Tue, 2005-05-17 11:54.
stop talk rass..............heh heh heh
"the enemy of my enemy is my friend"
Well I sure
Submitted by badgialvybez on Tue, 2005-05-17 11:52.
Yo noh use pecker fih describe anything whe big
MUUUAHHH
next ting..............
Submitted by drummer dude on Tue, 2005-05-17 11:44.
no where pan dat post y seh dat di pecker mi leel, so weh u staat w/ dat from?...heh heh heh.....(leel)
"the enemy of my enemy is my friend"
hey hey hey.......
Submitted by drummer dude on Tue, 2005-05-17 11:40.
we done start dis he said/she said bullshit early da maanin????
wtf?
we no wan staat pan di comparing a peckers vs. t&a will we?
"the enemy of my enemy is my friend"
Yeh the name is suitable
Submitted by badgialvybez on Tue, 2005-05-17 11:38.
Yeh...thats all it really is men with little peckers thinking they can please every woman with their little 'pecker'...I blame the women though for faking those orgasms with little peckers...men honestly size does matter...
MUUUAHHH
hahaha damn good one too................
Submitted by drummer dude on Tue, 2005-05-17 11:38.
but strangely true................
"the enemy of my enemy is my friend"
a funny to start D Day!!!
Submitted by sanDfly on Tue, 2005-05-17 11:13.
"It IS as bad as you think, and they ARE out to get you!".
ha ha
that shit is so funnier because it's ture he he he.