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Mayoress Zenaida Gaan, We Noh No Weh Ee Gaan

BELIZE TIMES has confirmed it. The flying Mayoress flew the coop again. She was last seen wearing some grotesque, clashing color clothing with an over sized jacket. She is believed to be heading in the direction of Canada. City residents are asked to keep an eye out for this one because she is considered thoughtless and frivolous. Mayoress Moya is wanted for questioning in connection with a quarterly financial statement and the termination of many jobs of poor city residents.
Since taking office in March, the Mayoress has been to Korea, Houston, St. Vincent back to Houston and now Canada.


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lawd

if yo educate yuself to deh level, then pull de rest ah u up no. Kaa tell me nice decent man and woman no deh yah, memba da saying- show me yu friends and companions and ah wha tell u who u!


I've got 360 Degrees..

I've got 360 degrees because I am a well rounded person but that does not define my intellectual capabilities or lack thereof.

Lahn something fool....anything!!!


Ha Ha FenP

You know what I mean about "Degrees". I have found your posts to be very interesting and intelligent!


tell me about it.

"Degrees should not be seen as an indication of a person's intelligence!"

I got four of em and Iv'e been told here on Koncas many times I be stupid.

When life gives you lemons, make lemonade, pee in it, and serve it to the people that piss you off. And supa-fly koncas has some fries if you want some! (No ideal what he might have done with them though :)


Though I know and appreciate..

Though I know and appreciate the serious of this discussion I am compelled to ask if the Mayoress, is Bi-sexual? It has been alluded several time within this thread but here is an instance where it is being boldly said. If this comment holds any truth to it and someone can prove that the Mayor is "Bi", it prompts to ask how prominent has homosexaulity have become in our "God Fearing" Belize? I can recall being back home, homesexuality was definitely a "NO-NO" but now from what I hear it is quickly becoming embraced within our society. Though it demonstrates that we have become more open minded, why could we not use this open mindedness to endorse, support and vote for a third party or an independent who's contribution will be far greater than both (current) politcal party?

PS: Like Buju Banton said: "Boom bye bye.....not promote no mama man(nor woman)."

Lahn something fool....anything!!!


Hate to say

I told you so but you can't get apples from limes, now can you? The shenanigans at the council is going to hurt the UDP. Unless things get sorted out and ship shape in a hurry it will just cause the public to be even more skeptical and come general elections, voter turnout will be low and when it's low, you know what usually happens!!
Degrees should not be seen as an indication of a person's intelligence!


Finally Belizeans are getting

the sense that either way they slice it, we are fucked whoever is in government. But oh laaaaaaaaaaaaaad ah pray fi dem fuckin PUP go. Dean Barrow is about money, big money! the poor betta not feel that they will be better off with that brown nose fucking oreo cookie for a prime minister. Dragonfly you said it to easy, we are really up shit creek without wi hand ina wi ass.


Ah see Moya

de fly again to Korea whe we get outa all deh yah flying ah wonda? So much thing de go on da city hall and she gwen again! Yo know whe so funny she got e dj fra de bottam ah de heap and e ex Lee have wha bottam ah de heap too, half e age- talk bout suga mammy and suga daddy ahahahaaaaaaaa but da how deh yah pipple so fool fool with all deh so called masters degree betta deh neva gone da school!!!


Fuck Dalla & Moya

Dem a bombocloth cheap dirty sluts...Porky Pig!!Porky Pig lol moya look like a Pig fu sure lol lol lol. Sorry fi dj dalla daughter..don't mean to mention the child but i hope the mother for her own good keep her daughter away from moya cause she an out right fucking hoare. Ah weh dalla si on that porky pig ah wah wah must her cash...when dalla fucking her..he mussie imagine di si wah bombocloth prittiya woman than dah pig...a bloodcloth disappointed seeeras...disafuckinpointed seeeeras. keep dj dalla daughter away from moya for her own sake..don't want the child having that woman fi a role model...people who know dj dalla ex girl tell the girl keep her picney away from moya for them own good


Mayoress ah real floor cloth

Shit zenaida left her good man...to pick up rubish..but let them be. 2 ah dem a di same nonesense..put both of them in a bloodcloth bag and we gonna see who comes out jumping first. Both of them a disgrace to the city of Belize...but ah so di girlzzz ah like the men now a days...like them dirty, sleck, with 200 hundred woman like dj dalla..dj dalla think he coulda done woman and the man dem kno like the house fucking mouse woman them like the bitch ass hoare ass like moya bitch zenaida. If the ex or other halves of these fucking hoars reading this...both u guys should thank your blessings that your out of the relationship...cause somehow there's a God and better is out there... So for the ex of Zenaida stand up strong and for da ex of dj dalla keep yah head up sista...better must and will come with the UDP they just need moya out of the paaaaaarty. Seeeeeeeeeen!!!!


JUST A RECAP OF THINGS.

APPEALS COURT REAFFIRMED THAT BITCH SLAP THAT FONSECA GOT FROM CHIEF JUSTICE CONTEH AND FOLLOWED IT UP WITH A KICK IN THE ASS.

WHO IS THE LEGAL ADVISER TO MOYA & CO., I WONDER IF THEY KNOW THAT IF A PARTY TO A CONTRACT FAILS TO PERFORM IT COULD BE GROUNDS FOR TERMINATION OR CANCELLATION OF THE CONTRACT? THE RESPONSIBLITY SHOULD BE CLEAR AS TO WHO NEEDS TO CLEAN THAT STUFF UP. ALSO KEEP IN MIND THAT YOU GET WHAT YOU PAY FOR…(REAL MONDAY MORNING QUATER-BACKING)


EIA??? WHO NEEDS A STINKING EIA

AND IF YOU DARE SUBMIT ONE, THE SOLICITOR GENERAL WILL JUST CANCEL THAT SHIT.

THIS IS BELIZE YOU DEALING WITH, CASH MOVES EVERYTHING AROUND US, CREAM!!!! GET THE MONEY, GET THE MONEY...


Anyone heard of this - Stake Bank Development

Copied from Belize Web Community:

The latest request for development in our country is on Stake Bank which is an island 3-4 miles away from Belize City. An EIA has been sent to the national environmental appraisal committee (NEAC) for a development project on this mangroved island by the previous owner of the tourist village in Belize City. On this caye he is planning to build an even bigger and better area for the cruiseship tourist where there will be 4 birthing docks to accomodate 4 crusieships. The caye will have hotels, resorts, water activities, casino and more. this will be a major development but my concern is the socioeconomic and environmental impact this large scale development will have.
Because this development will be a few miles away from Belize that means that we on the mainland will be getting the shorter end of the stick. only 1/4 of the number of visitors traveling my cruiseship will actually reach the mainland. And we all know that we won't be able to compete with that type of development. The people that have invested a large amount of time and money to offer different levels of activities for tourist will lose out as the number of visitors will be reduced so that means we all lose out. Then there is the environmental issue whereby all the mangroves on this caye will be cleared and massive dredging wil take place, in fact it is already happening and the project hasn't been approved as yet. Then the size of the caye will be doubled and where will this material for inlargement come from, our sea of course. This type of activity will increase the level of sea floor disturbance, dredging will eliminate a large array of animals that rely on the mangrove ecosystem to survive creating an ecological inbalance and a number of other environmental problems.
i'm bringing up this issue cause i am sure that a number of people out here had no idea this type of project is being considered because the developers feel that the BElizean people don't have a right to know. As a part of the EIA process in our country the developer is obligated by law to have a minimum of 3 public hearings or public consultation so i'm bringing it to your attetntion so that you do something about it.
the information i have provided is only the bottom layer of the cake so if u want full details about this then i suggest u check out the EIA at this website.
http://up-file.com/download/f93601873468/Stake-Bank-EIA---Final-Version.pdf.html

One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest


Put all the fun and joke aside, put all the political

Put all the fun and joke aside, put all the "I am PUP" and "I am UDP" aside Belizeans and seriously, seriously look at our society.

We; all of us need to stop talking and start taking drastic measures to solving our problems, whatever it takes, we MUST demand, en masse, that our Government change its ways our we shall have a REVOLUTION, we MUST force the Government to start punishing these criminals that prey on our society and use the compassion of society and the broken judicial system to thier benefit; this fucking shit is getting totally out of control and none of these radio talkshows will help our asses - it is way, way beyond talking now.

People the time for all the fucking talking is at its critical point of being pathetic and completely and totally useless now, democracy is failing; remember sticks and stones....and words, right now, is obviously not doing the job.

This crap is affecting everyone of our asses now, even the fucking rich.

THIS...SHIT...NEEDS...TO...COME...TO...A...HEAD...NOW!!!!!!!

One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest


YASMIN DA JUST LIKE BARROW LIKE THE MAYORESS

Flies, did u see the news where Barrow fought against the judgement against BEL awarding the guy in Orange Walk $30,000. Do we want somebody like this who fights against the poor people and defends the rich corporations that are ripping off Belizeans?!!!!


yasmin

yasmin andrews da wa fuckin ass..got deh pikni d talk madarass bout refine oil da bze pan love fm and krem. ih neva fi one second occur to dat dumb ugly bitch dat d cost of putting up wa refinery da bze wa cost more dan d sze ah our economy. da madafucka shudda sell ih ass and mek we build refinery pan ih head. she write rass in guardian every week then she wa d teach deh pikni ....how d rass she cud possibly come off as being unbiased?? Da bitch need fi stop ih fool and deh pikni betta got mind ah deh own fi c d truth. caz...if da she d teach "our future" den we wa wos b wa fuck up country.


Dis simple people

we no need rocket science fu understand dis.
If yo no have morals and integrity ena yo private life then yo kaa got it ena yo public life.
Di country ena wha state da di municipal and national level. Who de head the country? Said. Who de head city council? Zenaida
Da no yeriso da no gossip da facts, de two ah deh hav no morals no scruples no integrity. Belize city look wose than e me look seven months ago, de street deh bruk up bruk up,the garbage de pile up all ova the place and ena eight months ah have yet fe see whe city council unda Zenaida accomplish. If she woulda spend time fu de work rather than de bed hop anf bruk up homes, then things coulda get done. Same go fu Said, control yo private life then yo could control the public one!!


SO WHAT DID WE LEARN TODAY?

1. ITS NOT A COMPLIMENT IF A WOMAN TELLS YOU THAT YOU ARE A GORILLA IN BED.
2. CALLING A PROMISCOUS WOMAN A CHIMPANZEE INSTEAD OF A BITCH MIGHT BE MORE ON POINT(3 DIFFERENT SPERM AT THE SAME TIME).
3. MUSA MUST HAVE SOME HUGE BALLS.
4. THANK THE MAYORESS FOR OUR PENIS SIZE.
5. NO THANKS TO SHYRANE FOR OUR PENIS SIZE.
6. IF A WOMAN WANTS A FAITHFUL MAN MAKE SURE HIS BALLS ARE TINY.

QUESTION(S):
WHAT ABOUT RABBITS?


FOUND THE ARTICLE...

From Faithful Gorillas to Promiscuous Chimps

Comparing gorillas and chimpanzees proves that women prefer bigger penises...!

What?

Yes, you read it right. Although it is not my theory, I will do my best to explain it. Again, it is a matter of logic.

Compare primates and humans:

Sexual behavior:
1. chimpanzee: extremely promiscuous
2. human: in between
3. gorilla and orangutan: very faithful

Penis size (from largest to smallest):
1. human: longest and thickest penis (see page 33, Average Penis Size)
2. chimpanzee: in between
3. gorilla and orangutan: smallest (about an inch and a half when erected!)

Testicle size (from largest to smallest):
1. chimpanzee: largest
2. human: in between
3. gorilla and orangutan: smallest
Female gorillas are the most faithful. This means that when a male gorilla has intercourse with a female, his sperm will never have competition from other males' sperm. It has all the time and chance to impregnate the female. No sperm competition means that even a small drop of semen will assure that that particular male will be the father of the offspring. That is why gorillas' testicles are extremely small.

In contrast, female chimpanzees are extremely promiscuous. At any given time, the female will have the sperm from at least two or three males inside her vagina. For a male to be sure he is the father he will have to make sure that it is his sperm that will impregnate her. How can he improve his chances?

either deliver the sperm close to the uterus: longer penis
and/or deliver big quantities of sperm: large testicles
The fact that gorillas and orangutans have small testicles and small penises, proves that having big genitals is only an advantage under conditions of rampant female promiscuity (as is the case with humans and chimps.) Longer penises deliver the sperm more efficiently in a vagina that already contains sperm from various other males.

Although chimpanzees are even more promiscuous than humans, the penis of the male chimp is only half the size than the penis of a man. This shows that especially human females prefer longer and bigger penises.

This makes sense because the concept of pleasure is far more evolved among humans than among other primates. Since a big penis causes more pleasure (see page 6), the man with the biggest penis will have the most chance to be allowed to impregnate the woman.

Sexual selection is also responsible for men's relatively large testicles. Men's testicles are bigger than the gorillas', a species where the females are monogamous. If a man has bigger testicles he can produce more voluminous and more frequent ejaculations, a necessary ingredient to impregnate a female that has been mating with males before.

The bigger the semen volume and quantity he delivers, the more chance his sperm will win the race among all the other ones. This is the reason why women instinctively prefer men who can deliver forceful and large amounts of semen (see page 44, Women Care About Testicle Size and Ejaculation)

Big Penis:
gives more pleasure
more chance to orgasm
more chance for egg to be fertilized
satisfies a woman's instinctive need to make babies

Note:
It can be discouraging to hear all this talk about women being naturally unfaithful and preferring big penises and big ejaculations...

...but just think about this:

Be happy women haven't been as faithful as you wish they were, or you would have been able to parade with the gorillas, showing-off your one and a half inch penis. If women wouldn't care so much about size, we would all be hung like a chimp, with his three-inch erection. In fact, if women could have been even more picky about size, we would all have had our ten-inch-plus.


yeah...

I hear you.

(Speculation & Naily So…)
I think the Dean Barrow thing was before he got married. I think Musa never publicly acknowledges his outside kids in front of the inside kids.

(Gospel)
I was reading an article the other day that says:
Promiscuity is directly related to the size of our balls.

Chimpanzees have huge balls and are highly promiscuous.
Gorillas have small/tiny balls and are monogamous to the point that if they loose a partner that’s it.
Humans/Men balls are in the middle as far as size. (Draw your own conclusion on that one)


Besides Road Fly

What about Dean Barrow who has another child, Shyne. The sad thing about that situation is that he was not in his life while growing up. I will say for Said that he is a very good father to ALL his children. How does that compare the Mayor. She displays no scrupples in her the way she operates. What I find even more sad is that you want to defend the behavior. Would you subject your children and perhaps wife to the heartache of knowing you are having an affair outside. do you have any idea what it feels like to be cheated upon. Do you have any idea the hell your family and yourself would go through if you do? Or if you have?

If the mayor will point finger, and cast judgement and aspersions you bet she will be held under same scrutiny. She is no saint.


I hear you

It sounds like you know these people personally. I agree that we have some pretty aggressive women and men in Belize. But to quote my favourite comedian: John Witherspoon "You don't have to be pussy whipped. Just whip that pussy! BANG-BANG"

It takes 2 to tango, the man and the woman know what they are getting into.


Another reason why PUP

is not Leroy, it turns out that not only is he more articulate than Zenaida, so is his daughter. Check out Krem's WUB. The girl is articulate and has a good command of her majesty's english. Go young Almendarez!!!!!!!


Road Fly

Yes the Prime Minister is a prime example and he has been cussed and discussed enough about it, I will not dispute that. My point is that we selectively look the ohter way, it seems to advance our own agenda.

Zenaida is a perfect example of this. She is a bust, all the accolades she came with and now look at what we have for a Mayor Mayoress? Unacceptable. She is not infallible. Speaking of fish rotting from the head, I guess is the pubic service that I take issue with. She is a product of that culture.


Shyrane

How come your disgust stops at the Mayoress office? Why mess with puppsy? Go after the big snapper, the PM's office.

I hear you on certain points, but most of it is gossip. With the PM you have proof, you can see, touch & talk to all his off-springs, you can pin a scarlet letter on his mistress, you can start your crusade at the top, remember that ole Russian saying: "THE FISH ROTS FROM THE HEAD".

Attack the woman on her policies, flooding in Belize city, garbage collection, roads etc...


Belize's Growing Number of Atheists

More and more I am coming across people in Belize who profess atheitism. I am not sure if this because of despondence over what is going in our country and there seems no answers in sight. Or this is just a fad, or people have found an alternative to religion that makes sense.

Sometimes I struggle with believing in God because, and this is what I often say, if this supernatural being existed, really existed many things would not be happening or a lot of people would have faced the repercussions of their actions. Because our Supreme Law recognizes "God" I wonder where this new movement is headed, rest assured it is growing. Surely I am challenging this God to show his hand in this nation of lying, filandering, theifing,AIDS infested Belize


Menace

you picked the right name for yourself. Because with a mentality like yours, you and people like yourself are a menace to society. No FUCKIN ASS you are not defending the witch, you are APOLOGIZING! Same shit different day.

It is time we take stock of promiscuos women in the public eyes. It is double standards like yours that is ruining us. It is not fuckin ok for a bitch to be bed hopping and we say, oh she is human! Do you have any idea how many children are fahterless because of hot crotches like your beloved Mayoress?!!!!

I would love to blame the men and them exclusively but you know what, I have come to know some women who cannot stand to see a man with their family and do everything to ruin that. No way Zenaida can be excused or anyone who thinks this practice is ok. Check our society and it is not money that is fucking us up or the lack thereof, it is dishonesty and promiscuity.

Zenaida was making noise about transparency and good governance, well she needs to lead by example. She comes from that culture in the public service where it has become the norm for women to fuck their 'superiors' to 'get ahead' any wonder how that dumb fuck made it to high office? Stap yu rass and think for a moment!


Yellow

I want to say that this happened in the late 80's or early 90's. The guy was a known terrorist wanted in a couple central and South American countries. I believe it was the wife of either Costa Rican or Panamanian Ambassador that he kidnapped. The guy kidnapped her and held her for hostage in a car. He had up curtains or newspaper so the police couldn't tell who was who, I guess to block a sharp shooter from picking him off. When the police arrived at the scene they surrounded the car and pretty much open fire without even negotiating with him. Luckily the hostage got away, but even after the shoot out the police burned the car not sure if it caught fire from the hail of bullets or they were just being typical Belizeans that want everything WELL DONE, NOT MEDIUM, NOT MEDIUM WELL, BUT WELL DONE.

For a while people were saying that since this guy was an international terrorist, his friends would come avenge his death (too much movies), nobody ever came to avenge his death. This guy was probably just a low budget 'Carlos the Jackal' that we hyped up...


I'm not defending Moya, but...

I really and truly dont think that one's personal life has any interference on how they run a country/municipality. HOWEVER, the majority of society thinks so. We are all human beings, none is perfect, we all mistakes. THINGS HAPPEN. Of course each and everyone of us should have some private naughty-ness. AGAIN, we are all human beings and we all have this animal instinct inside of us. I wouldn't label a person home-wrecker, because it takes two to tango, and we dont know what goes on behind closed door. If a woman choses to sleep with a married man and that man later on leave his wife for that woman, i dont think that she's the cause of it. AFTERALL, if that man had truly loved his wife, he wouldn't leave her. Then again, we all make mistakes. However, why only label the woman..the mistress, a HOMEWRECKER. What about the man? Does he not get any labeling? Why is it that OVERALL society has this need to label a woman the minute she does something out of the ordinary, OR does something that society deems immoral or not good, a bad name? How come the man does not get a bad label?
I mean yeahhhhh, they'll call him a ladies man or a player, but why not call him a slut? or a Harlot?


when was that?

Hey Roadie,

When was that incedent with the CIB and the terrorist? Give more details, please!

"There's no point in being grown up if you can't be childish sometimes."


I have faith my friend, but i am also a realist

this is not the movies, where the guy says "everything is going to be alright."

I live here in Belize, from what i get you live in Uncle Sam, shit man one of these fucks tried to rape my friend's little daughter earlier this year, that was the 'hitting close to home' for me. I read the paper's every week and the frequency of crime being committed by these sort of people is on the rising - that bothers me.

Shit, you live in America you know how paranoid and strong Americans feel about having that sense of security, i don't have that feeling anymore, and i don't like it, it is indeed a fucked up feeling of vulnerability.

When you drive around Belize City now, everyone looks frightened man, WTF.

"Just smile back" The Reaper


here's an article on these guys for those who don't know

about them:

"The bus had been filled with Christmas shoppers and workers heading home when it was attacked Dec. 23 in San Pedro Sula, about 125 miles north of the Honduran capital, Tegucigalpa. The attackers left behind a note saying they were part of a previously unknown revolutionary group opposed to the death penalty. Executions were stopped in Honduras in the 1950s. Officials from the Homeland Security Department and the Honduran government said Wednesday that Rivera Paz was the leader of the Mara Salvatrucha, or MS-13, gang in Honduras."

CLICK HERE


armageddon

spells more dead bodies for you.

Have a little faith my brother, remember some years ago, well many, many, years ago when an international terrorist from central america came to belize and kidnapped some diplomat or somebody's wife? Remember what the CIB did to him? They shot his car up with the hostage inside. The hostage managed to get away, but she was already calculated as a casualty, lucky her. That wasn't enough they then continued to fill the car up with bullets and then set it on fire.

If these aliens start making too much noise and they appear to be in one spot (unlike the illusive guatemalan bandits) they will be taken out...


Curiosity kill the cat

...and ambition ki**** the Mayoress


I know Why

Leroy got rid of Zenaida. Because she too dumb. That PUP person is not Leroy! The man is articulate and smart. Two things that dumb 'bi' is not.


MS 13, is now officially making a significant mark in Belize

It seems that Belize is becoming the new Central American portal to hell; soon to become just another Central American Country statistic of a corrupt hell hole; where the country is filled with a few very wealthy and a whole lot of poor scum slaughtering each other - that is already upon us.

Its pretty sad that the media is too busy worrying about who the Moyoress of Belize is fucking than worrying about the filth that is streaming into this country from our neighbors to the west and South (Honduras, folks) and raising the crime percentile just as fast ast fuel prices.

Most people read these headlines in the papers and not give it a second thought, but a few realize these are just previews to future attractions. Anyone with a little intuition and internet access can Google "MS 13 Gang" and you will be exposed to an inconvenient truth; these animals will (already) wreak havoc on our society and our very feeling of safety.

We are too busy watching our politicians dance jankunu in the front yard and scum slithers in through the backyard on a daily basis.

When is this country going to get its priorities together, our politicians are spending much time playing media-slaunder games against each other; and worrying about not hurting poor widdle big-nose Loise YB feeelings - give me a fucking break, that whole drama seassion still has me fucking cracking up.

Foreign entities are taking over the financial economy and scum are taking over the society's sense of well being and security; crime is completely and totally out of control in Belize and people...just...don't...seem...to...get it or give a damn!

For the love of God, i never thought i would drive down the beautiful Hummingbird Highway and keep thinking that i am going to get jacked; that is now imprinted on the back of my mind; i always feel that some shit is going to go down any minute when i travel anywhere now in Belize - i feel like i am in a fucking ware zone.

But, I think our Whoreyoress pink inside or who gets in it, is more important.

Belizeans are handing Belize to St. Lucifer on a silver platter.

"Just smile back" The Reaper


Belmopan Bandita

do you know something the rest of us don't caz if you do, here's were you can spill it.


zenaida fi 1 cent, dalla fi 1/2 cent

In what was obvious dissatisfaction over the UDP Belize City Council’s habitual practice of nepotism and their loose handling of liquor licenses, DJ Special blasted the Belize City Council last Friday night on his hit TV show “Jam Session.” There have been and are numerous instances of the UDP’s disregard for law and order but apparently this one hit DJ Special where it hurts.
According to statements made by the media personality on “Jam Session”, which airs weekly on LOVE Television Friday nights, a chosen few nightclubs, (those that utilize the services of Black Hawk Security Service, which is owned by unregistered, disgraced City Councilor Mark King), are allowed to remain open past the legal opening hours. DJ Special, who is a longtime disc jockey and club promoter, expressed displeasure over this latest practice.
He mused: “I close at three when the law says I should close. They make money off me because my patrons then leave and go to their clubs.” Besides being patently unjust, this is dangerous to say the least because by then most patrons have had their more than a couple of drinks and are less in control of their inhibitions.
But there is more to this sensational story than meets the eye, however, because it “jumps” from there into a tale of bedroom politics and odd bedfellows, and the UDP’s inability to put a lid on their incorrigible “Mayoress.” It is not our intention to get “personal” with the “Mayoress” or even to expose what is really happening in the “Mayoress’” love life, but it is unavoidable since it bares significance on the public’s welfare and well-being. During the campaign the “Mayoress” was always flanked by one or more of her many men. Reliable sources have confirmed that the “hip hop” “Mayoress” has found herself another companion. She now cohorts with a popular disc jockey in Buttonwood Bay , not too far from the address she once shared. This DJ, it is salaciously being reported, had to evict his companions from his home to accommodate his new high profile, live-in associate.
The “Mayoress’” new partner operates a nightclub on Princess Margaret Drive. Our reports are that Black Hawk provides security services at that nightspot. Patrons report that the “Mayoress” was seen being “close” to her DJ at his facility this past weekend.
The history of the “Mayoress’” conquests is well recorded in the sad memories of a number of wives and girlfriends who have been dropped by their canoodling partners when the “Mayoress” swooped in. This latest indiscretion is one in a well-populated line, and once again, the grist of our social discourse is that it is the primary cause for the break up of yet another home.
The other side of this compelling, now public “drama-dy,” is shall we say “delicate” because this could be makings of a duel between two very talented, experienced and well-known entertainers. Knowing the fierce competition in the business, the passion exhibited by supporters, and the short life of entertainment spots in the City, this brewing fiasco needs intervention before it gets out of hand.
Many voters won’t appreciate the irony that while they thought that the “Mayoress” was a “fresh” face on the political scene when she campaigned for the office, they’re now finding out that she is indeed “fresh” and “facey”, but this is no laughing matter.
Disc jockeys and other entertainment personalities are the “Pied Pipers” of our society, and in the past their passions have provoked violence among their supporters both here and in other Caribbean societies. The “Mayoress” and her “DJ$” have ardently courted a coterie of youthful supporters, and it is no stretch to see the dangerous ground to which this could lead.
The smitten “Mayoress” has been compromised in a myriad ways, and her advisors, her councilors, her party leadership, need to step up, for her sake and ours, before the specter of violence raises its ugly head. Make no mistake – this is a volatile mix of the most explosive ingredients – love, passion, sex, politics, dancehall/nightclub and music entertainment and entertainers, big egos – need we say more? There are already too many stories like this one, with the most tragic of endings, in the recent annals of our beloved city.


Include the youths

I'm sick and tired of being told to participate in the political process when neither of the major parties are doing anything to include youths in the decision making process when it comes to affairs that affects us primarily. Youth for the furture has been doing some work...but they are not proactive enough for me. They also seem to be more socially oriented and I wanna be a part of a group that will train and encourge young people to take on the mindset of a politician much like BYM use to do back in the day. If UDP or PUP doesn't step it up, they can kiss my vote and many more goodbye. We have been excluded for too long. It's high time something that will put us in the forefront gets done.


Radio Belize 2

is back on the air. Rene Villanueva suffering from alzhiemers is recreating Radio Belize. He now has dumb fuck Adrian Harris on air. A check in his krokas beg he has, stupid rass Esme Anderson, reject Brain Mossiah anada dum-dum, Shitty batty Ramong faggit Vasquez, and more played outs. Rene laas e fukin mine, in the maanin we haffi put up with the like a stupid rass Ernesto and Do-do Carmen. Love Fm gaan to raas.


Moya...d moan somewhere else

she lef sundial st fi gone live da independence ave/st/drive...nuh kno weh d fuck da st really name. Dat fucking pig face, caah comb ih hair bitch just nuh stop fuck up ppl life. She nuh d collect the garbage pan mi st but she d pick up garbage elsewhere...caz da DJ da pure garbage... da dj mussi happy no fuck tho...caz he got moya and pam...fantasy fulfilled....2 fi d price ah one!!! I nuh fucking gwine back da level tho....caah stand watch porky pig and ih man....deh just fuckin pathetic. UGH!!!


REAPER...i HATE 2 sssay THIS but...

...i believe that the TIME has COME for US to refer Ur case to the DUDE in the LOUD black CAPE with the HORNS and the PITCH FORK and the undying ZEAL for PYROTECHNICS ad infinitum...I thought i was FAR to the WRITE in the Kingdom of koncasLAND until U came on the scene and UP-ENDed my delusions of GRANDEUR with the LIKES of "Lets have an ALL u can KILL day"...FUK...It's wild...and ingenious...and well downright TEMPTING!!!

The ONLY caveat would B though that there just ain't ENOUGH of MINIme to go around to make it a RIP-ROARING success...Once this SMALL matter is solved WE'd B more than 1/2way there...I mean GUNS wouldn't be a problem...Especially with the greatest suppliers being out of the BACK DOOR of Eastern Division POLICE Statn...There is also no shortage of MALICE, and ANGRY and DESTITUTE people...NOT to mention the SURPLUS of targets for their ANGST, vis-a-vis the Belikin JESUS...and eRALPHUSminus...and the greatest WHITE SHARK since JAWS…and the ever-burgeoning ROYAL family...as well as the BANANAgrowing DRUGdealing fellows from the SOUTH…to NAME a few.

MMmmmMMMmmmm!!!!


Who has MONEY????????

leff wi money lone..!!!!!

CORN: THE GREAT


she has money

will all that money form the city counsel she has to find where she can spend if


mmmm hmmm

site still dead- oh well hi anyways.


"I act like shit don't phase me; inside it drives me crazy. . . my insecurities could eat me alive"


Fuck Leroy and stick a finger in that dyke/whore Moya

what we need is an All-U-Can-Kill day in Belize. You know, GOB should just do some advertising a month before so people can get pumped up.

Benny's and Brodies will have 50% discount off firearms (no license needed) and free bullets and fucking right doggy, just a fucking bloodbath in the streets, you-looking-at-me-bitch type shooting rage.

Whadda ya think guys, lets do this thing, it would certainly make the reaper happy.

Let's prove to the world that we are hip and cultured, that we are just as fucked up as the rest of them. Good ol' holding back type rage and violence. Hey, hey lets throw in everything, rape, beatings, choppings, hit and runs, drownings, sucide jumpings everthing - i want to see Belize glowing with blood when i zoom in with Google Earth.

I want to see it, i know renee villanueva has a 3 chip, high def Sony F1, so we will be able to get awesome, hi def, photoge of the gore - brains, eyes hanging out, guts oozing out, oooohhhhhhh so much fun!!!

"Just smile back" The Reaper


I knew Leroy

and PUP doesn't sound like him.

"Drink Up, Smoke Up, Juk Up...nothing else really matters"


I do believe

this is being done with Zenaida's blessings, as this is exactly the type of "CULTURE" that she loves to indulge in. Any number of people can attest to that.


the FUNNY thing is...I knew both LEROY and...

...her LORDSHIP before she ASCENDED the THRONE...They were...and as far as I am concerned still GOOD people.

I disagree V/STRONGLY with making the MAYOR's private life PUBLIC...Not because her LORDSHIP is BLAMELESS...but because WE do NOT, and OUGHT not to make a PUBLIC figure's PRIVATE life PUBLIC...This would obviously not B a UNIVERSAL credo...However I believe that in SOCIETIES that r SMALL and DIVIDED like OURs, the introduction of anything that would STOKE the EMBERS of DIVISION, would B something that I would, or should STAY AWAY from by virtue of her OFFICE.

This GOODMAN dude seems anything BUT!!!...He seems to be making veiled THREATS at mister ALMANDAREZ...This is not only in POOR TASTE, and probably ERRENOUS judgement, but it would also contribute to the kind of CULTURE that i am SURE the MAYOR would distance HERSELF from!!!