master bate on ...the top ten

1. its safe...errr... in tymes lyke these, and all tymes
2.its cheaper than a 'date' or even a ring
3.very little time ...'spent'
4.nobody goetz mad/upset/hurt/pregnant/unsatiated/frustraTED..you didnt break any promises etc etc etc etc
5 the girls are better looking...even in virtual reality or yo imaginationings
6. they certainly know what they are doing and look best doing it
certainly better than any ting yore goin 2 find all night/s.
7. its positively tan trick

ill let you phallow phlies think of three more or less
the case ream mains strong 4 the master bay thor
the spider monkey doesnt ask y-our permission or your approooohh val
and i kant say i blame hymn...nor do i

let no liar/hippoklit dare to use their lyes in yo presence, to belittle youi in any attempt to cover up their infidelities, adhulkteries and many other failures .... llllloooooooosssseeeerrrrssss -all if they have tyme to cuntcern themselves with others personal habits/actions
so jerk on... off? my fellow mon keys.

shit i better go pull my pipe
choke charlie till he spits
pump the monkey
slap the bitchup/bishop around
blow my load
etc etc etc

phuk yall losers... thys doesnt include my reading f/lies