HUMER FOR WOMEN ABOUT MEN

One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his
>>>Sweatshirt.
>>>Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me,
>>>"What
>>>setting do I use on the washing machine?"
>>>"It depends," I replied. "What does it say on your shirt?"
>>>He yelled back, "University of Oklahoma."
>>>And they say blondes are dumb...
>>>
>>>A couple is lying in bed. The man says, "I am going to make you
>>>the happiest
>>>woman in the world." The woman replies, "I'll miss you.."
>>>
>>>"It's just too hot to wear clothes today," Jack says as he
>>>stepped out of
>>>the shower, "honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if
>>>I mowed
>>>the lawn like this?"
>>>"Probably that I married you for your money," she replied.
>>>
>>>He said - Shall we try swapping positions tonight? She said -
>>>That's a good
>>>idea... you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and
>>>fart.
>>>
>>>Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
>>>A: A rumor
>>>
>>>A man and his wife, now in their 60's, were celebrating their 40th
>>>wedding
>>>anniversary. On their special day a good fairy came to them and
>>>said that
>>>because they had been so good that each one of them could have one
>>>wish. The
>>>wife wished for a trip around the world with her husband.
>>>Whoosh! Immediately she had airline/cruise tickets in her hands.
>>>The man wished for a female companion 30 years younger... Whoosh..
>>>immediately he turned ninety!!! Gotta love that fairy!