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God exists

One day while in infant 1, religion class the teacher (an atheist)said " I will prove to you all that God does not exist and save you from a life time of confusion."
"Jaimito", said the teacher "go stand outside."
Jaimito obedient as ever goes and stand outside.
Teacher:- Jaimito do you see the trees?
Jaimito:- Yes teacha
Teacher:- Do you see the birds?
Jaimito:- yes teacha
Teacher:- Do you see the grass?
Jaimito:- yes teacha
Teacher:- Do you see the clouds and the sun ?
Jaimito :- yes teacha
Teacher:- Do you see God?
Jaimito:- No teacha
Teacher:- well done Jaimito. You may come inside. Do you see know class, God does exist as he is not visible.

Pepito : Wait teacha, dat da no true.
Teacher:- What? Why Pepito? With the intention of making Pepito look bad infront of class the teacher says :"Explain to the class, Pepito"
Pepito: ok teacha a wan sho unu di use Jaimito.
"Jaimto go stan up outside de fu me.
Jaimito goes outside.
Pepito:- Bwy Jaimito u see di sun, di cloud, di trees an all dee adda ting dem teacha mi ask you bout
Jaimito:- yeah
pepito:- Come inside ya now.
Jaimito walks into class.
Pepito : Tell me now, u ku see teacha brains?
Jaimito:NO
Pepito: Uno see class, we kiant see teacha brains so teacha gat no brains. Dat means dat Gad exist.


I want my foreskin back

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yeah yeah yeah men are dogs ruf ruf!


When u see him again, tell him i want my fucking money

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