fram tammi girl

This is probably NOT the best way to lose excess body weight:
Taken from the vast resources of the internet:

Did you hear about the heavyset guy who had tried every diet in the
world in
an attempt to lose weight? He tried the Scarsdale diet, the Navy diet,
Weight Watchers, and many more. None worked. One day, he was reading
the
a-mon-jelly when he noticed a small ad which read:

Lose weight Only $1.00 a pound Call 08-0238

The man decided to give it a try and called the number. A voice on the
other
end asked, 'How much weight do you want to lose?', to which the man
responded, 'Ten pounds.' The voice replied, 'Very well, give me your
credit
card number and we'll have a representative over to your house in the
morning.'

About 9:00 am the next morning the man gets a knock on the door. There
stood
a beautiful redheaded woman, completely naked except for a sign around
her
neck stating, 'If you catch me, you can have me'.

Well, the hefty fellow chased her upstairs, downstairs, over sofas,
through
the kitchen, all around the house. Finally, panting and wheezing like a
dog,
he did catch her. When he was through enjoying himself, she said,
'Quick, go
into the bathroom and weigh yourself!'. He did just that and was amazed
to
find that he had lost ten pounds, right to the ounce!

That evening he called the number again. The voice on the other end
asked,
'How much weight do you want to lose?', to which the somewhat less
overweight man replied, 'Twenty pounds.'

'Very well', the voice on the phone told him, 'Give me your credit card
number and we'll have a representative over to your house in the
morning.'

At about 8:00 am the next morning the man receives a knock on the door.
When
he opens the door he sees a beautiful blond dressed only in track shoes
and
a sign around her neck stating 'If you catch me, you can have me'. The
chase
took a good while longer this time and the man nearly passed out, but
he
finally did catch her. When he was through she told him, 'Quick, run
into
the bathroom and weigh yourself!' He ran to the bathroom and found he
had
lost another 20 pounds!

'This is fantastic!', he thought to himself. Later that evening he
called
the number again and the voice at the other end asked, 'How much weight
do
you want to lose?'. 'Fifty pounds!', the man exclaimed. 'Fifty
pounds?', the
voice asked. 'That's an awful lot of weight to lose at one time.' The
man
replied, 'Listen buddy, here's my credit card number, you just have
your
representative over here in the morning!', and he hung up the phone.

About 6:00 am the next morning the man gets out of bed, splashes on
some
cologne and gets all ready for the next representative. At about 7:00
am he
gets a knock on the door. When he opens the door, he sees this large
gorilla
with a sign around his neck stating,

'If I catch you, I'm going to screw you'