First Time
Submitted by Jessica Luv on Thu, 2005-06-23 18:33.
Funny Shit
A young boy walks into a pharmacy and asks to see a male pharmasist urgently.
"What can i do for you son?" asks the pharmacist.
"Well you see sir, my girlfriend and i made a deal that if i meet her parents, she will have sex with me, and obviously, i agreed. The problem is however, i am a virgin, and i know nothing about sex, but i do not want to seem inexperienced, can you coach me please?"
The pharmacist then gives the young boy the 411 on sex, from the use of protection to having and giving an orgasm. After their talk, the pharmacist introduced the boy to the latex condom, explaining to him that it would give both him and his girlfriend great pleasure, yet great protection. He then asks the boy,
"So, how much would you like, the 3 pak, 5 pak, or the family pak?"
Smiling from ears corner to ears corner, the boy replies,
"The family pak please!"
The pharmacist then replies,
"Why so much my son?"
"Because sir, i know after we do this thing once, we will not get enough of it and will want to do it over and over!"
The young boy then thanks the pharmacist for his help and leaves the store.
Later that evening, the boy gets ready, and stores the condoms in his poket. On the way to his girlfriends house, he practices how to greet the parents in the most innocent way, to appear like a nice guy. Soon he reaches the front door, and his girlfriend lets him in.
"Come darling, my parents are around the table waiting for you so that we can eat".
They then enter into the house and are seated around the table. The boy then yells haistily, "I will say grace, let us bow our heads in a moment of silence!" Everyone then bows their heads to pray. After 2 minutes, his girlfriend realizes that he is still praying, so she says nothing. After 5 minutes, he is still praying, so finally, after 10 minutes, she leans over and says to him,
"Honey, i had no idea that you were this religious!"
He then replies,
"Honey, i had no idea that your father is a pharmacist!!"
cruel. just cruel. not a turn
Submitted by tomtom on Thu, 2005-06-23 23:33.
cruel. just cruel. not a turnon.
OOOOOH SHIT
Submitted by Roger Rabbit on Thu, 2005-06-23 20:22.
I'm laughing my ass off here, just laughing my ass off.
Good one Jess
Jessica Luv
Submitted by Roger Rabbit on Thu, 2005-06-23 20:19.
You look like my lady luck
Love the avatar
anyway dudes/dudettes....im off to my niece's gradu8ion
Submitted by drummer dude on Thu, 2005-06-23 20:10.
l8tr!!!!!!!manana!!!!!
"the enemy of my enemy is my friend"
nuff meat ya fu feed an army........................
Submitted by drummer dude on Thu, 2005-06-23 20:05.
"the enemy of my enemy is my friend"
da who mi seh mek i post some chicks?????
Submitted by drummer dude on Thu, 2005-06-23 20:03.
"the enemy of my enemy is my friend"
not one rass sandy....ppl di roll out....dats about it
Submitted by drummer dude on Thu, 2005-06-23 20:02.
"the enemy of my enemy is my friend"
ok weh just happen
Submitted by sanDfly on Thu, 2005-06-23 20:00.
had to leave the desk and did not sign out, give me the rundown drum (ala quesoman - dejavu)
"It IS as bad as U think, and dey R out to get U!".
who di chase u LIK? u no have to go so fast...............
Submitted by drummer dude on Thu, 2005-06-23 19:57.
"the enemy of my enemy is my friend"
so....new topic any1?
Submitted by drummer dude on Thu, 2005-06-23 19:56.
b4 i have to go to my niece's gradu8ion?
"the enemy of my enemy is my friend"
hahaah no beet up........shit happens
Submitted by drummer dude on Thu, 2005-06-23 19:54.
"the enemy of my enemy is my friend"
damn .......kool LIK just shooting the shit then huh?
Submitted by drummer dude on Thu, 2005-06-23 19:53.
"the enemy of my enemy is my friend"
heh heh heh.....u neva di taste up right queso?
Submitted by drummer dude on Thu, 2005-06-23 19:52.
"the enemy of my enemy is my friend"
hahaha good pun cheese-o
Submitted by drummer dude on Thu, 2005-06-23 19:51.
"the enemy of my enemy is my friend"
fucking work
Submitted by quesoman on Thu, 2005-06-23 19:50.
eats into my koncas time
oh, i got a problem, jerry!
nothing much drummer dude, just chillin a bit
Submitted by L.I.K on Thu, 2005-06-23 19:50.
just being myself
handle BIG time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by drummer dude on Thu, 2005-06-23 19:49.
"the enemy of my enemy is my friend"
hey flies, gotta go....my son realing myb scotch tape out
Submitted by big on Thu, 2005-06-23 19:49.
and putting it around me...later..da mawning
Do you want fries with that???
latas jessieluv
Submitted by supa-fly koncas on Thu, 2005-06-23 19:48.
latas roadie
would you like fries with that? According to the prophecy. Paging supa-fly koncas, supa-fly paging supa .. Sunnyside bread is good!
"time FLIES when you're having rum"
i know banana leaf...
Submitted by Anwar Ibrahim on Thu, 2005-06-23 19:48.
but no tamales leaf boo boo...
"A Revolution Starts in the Mind"
cho u gaan too jessica rabbit?
Submitted by drummer dude on Thu, 2005-06-23 19:48.
"the enemy of my enemy is my friend"
mo' time roady....................handle
Submitted by drummer dude on Thu, 2005-06-23 19:48.
"the enemy of my enemy is my friend"
enjoy the rest of the evening people
Submitted by Jessica Luv on Thu, 2005-06-23 19:47.
I'm out----- for now
Huggzzzzzzzz
"Little minds are tamed and subdued by misfortune,but great minds rise above it"
sup L.I.K.?
Submitted by drummer dude on Thu, 2005-06-23 19:47.
still being urself i see.........
"the enemy of my enemy is my friend"
Supa, no prob....da market sell it like hot potato!!
Submitted by big on Thu, 2005-06-23 19:45.
Do you want fries with that???
i was talkin to anwar boo boo
Submitted by quesoman on Thu, 2005-06-23 19:45.
not you. they litterally are on the streets here.
oh, i got a problem, jerry!
u just learn someting roady......
Submitted by drummer dude on Thu, 2005-06-23 19:44.
tnx to kickass KONCAS!!!!!!!!!!!
"the enemy of my enemy is my friend"
i know dodohead
Submitted by supa-fly koncas on Thu, 2005-06-23 19:43.
what i meant to say was where can i get one? banana leaf isnt something they just sell over the counter and this isnt down south!
would you like fries with that? According to the prophecy. Paging supa-fly koncas, supa-fly paging supa .. Sunnyside bread is good!
"time FLIES when you're having rum"
rip it off ur neighbor plantain tree dude........
Submitted by drummer dude on Thu, 2005-06-23 19:42.
"the enemy of my enemy is my friend"
Queso...wassup??
Submitted by big on Thu, 2005-06-23 19:42.
get the leave da the market fu supa...
Do you want fries with that???
dat deh someplace eena dis topic cheese...
Submitted by drummer dude on Thu, 2005-06-23 19:41.
u haffu dig fu it......
"the enemy of my enemy is my friend"
tamales leaf?
Submitted by Anwar Ibrahim on Thu, 2005-06-23 19:41.
me dunno..
"A Revolution Starts in the Mind"
ok, lets rephrase it
Submitted by road fly on Thu, 2005-06-23 19:41.
do you like to see your stuff fish in bingo bag or thong or tamales leaf?
thanks for the advice big!
Submitted by supa-fly koncas on Thu, 2005-06-23 19:40.
will do- just where i gonna find a tamales leaf?
would you like fries with that? According to the prophecy. Paging supa-fly koncas, supa-fly paging supa .. Sunnyside bread is good!
"time FLIES when you're having rum"
thanks prima
Submitted by quesoman on Thu, 2005-06-23 19:40.
ok i'm up to speed
oh, i got a problem, jerry!
hahaha supa, mi know somebody mi wan come up w/ kessup
Submitted by drummer dude on Thu, 2005-06-23 19:40.
da mi just wan matter of time seen?
"the enemy of my enemy is my friend"
Supa, when you guy's do another stuff fish...
Submitted by big on Thu, 2005-06-23 19:39.
try wrapping it in the tamales leave...nice..nice..nice
Do you want fries with that???
someone say kessup???
Submitted by supa-fly koncas on Thu, 2005-06-23 19:39.
aight queso here's the rundown: fried chicken, cellphones, bbq, thongs and your about up to speed! Oh and the goats and the chicken are out back waiting.
would you like fries with that? According to the prophecy. Paging supa-fly koncas, supa-fly paging supa .. Sunnyside bread is good!
"time FLIES when you're having rum"
well dat would be the one about the thongs then........
Submitted by drummer dude on Thu, 2005-06-23 19:39.
"the enemy of my enemy is my friend"
bingo bag vs. thong.
Submitted by road fly on Thu, 2005-06-23 19:38.
which one do you prefer to see your lady in?
what you mean tomtom?
"Nobody stands taller than those willing to stand corrected.
~ William Safire ~"