A new virus

"i love betty's cheese"

waitttttttttt - dammit primo help me out here!

"time FLIES when you're having rum"

as we say in english go fuck yourself!

"time FLIES when you're having rum"

Dat bag of chips dat squireel hav look good yo tink u could pass som ova

"i love betty's cheese"

Me gustaria quitarte ese pedazo de queso que tenes en tus manos raton

bruk it down for we half-mek panya we need fi talk back eena english- I get everything apart from areglatelo???

"time FLIES when you're having rum"

Tu cara de muerto esta viejo chiko areglatelo con un poco de queso longaniza

the exact number in our dart team/demo crew - well that is if the short man decides to rejoin us.

"time FLIES when you're having rum"

A newly wedded couple were having problems so the wiffy gaan da di preest an tell y waa y divose. The preese tell am thatt sha need fix the problem. She tell she kiant. So the preese tell am he wan help she. So she explain to the man weh da di problem no she tell am dat weneva di husben him di do it and di get all excited a thing an thing , he staat to haalla " the divul di ker mi , di devul di ker mi." Prees tell am my child we gaat to help am befo the devul take him away. So dem agree to have the preese hide unda di bed without the husband know eh and wen him di inna it and staat to haalla the preese gwine jump out a di bed and dash holy wata pan y backside and chase weh di devul. So di preese gaan bout 6 di evening and get unda di bed. Wen di man he com now he eat up y suppa an ting and afta dat, di man staat sex up the wife. Y have she pan the bad the moan and graon and the scream while him di eat the pum aan ting and the preese the listen with fu he holy waata ready fu jump out. But bwy di do waan damage like neva befo and the wiffy just the moan and groan ans scream and the priest he di listen an staat get narvous an ting. And the next ting u know bwy bwy staat haalla out " The devil di ker mi, di devul di ker mi, di devul di ker mi" an di preese he bawl out "me tu, me tu , em tu"

ya cambea eso..............

"the enemy of my enemy is my friend"

A young man inherited a farm without animals, so he wnt to buy a pair of chickens to start with. At the shop he asked for chickens, a pair of chickens, a rooster and a hen. The shopkeeper said "oh u want a cock and a pullet". He responded quickly"yes". He then inquired about a donkey to to tie to the plough to start ploughing his field to plant. The owner said "ah u want an ass." "Yes" he replied quickly. The man then said "I have one ass and I will give for a mere $200 as it has a small problem. While moving he suddenly stops and to get him going u need to sratch him behind the ears." "Thats fine I'll take him please" And so the man got unto the donkey and the shopkeeper gave him in each of his hands a chicken. On the road to the farm the donkey came to a stop and the young man did not know what to do as the chickens would run away and escape if he released them to scratch the donkey behind the ear. Just then a pretty, blonde headed white chick was coming down the road and upon reaching him asked "can I help you sir?" "yes" he responded "hol mi cok and pullit while a scratch mi ass."

gimme back my axe dude!

"i love betty's cheese"

were sick yesterday... did u see the cheese guitar pic i posted...
"It IS as bad as you think, and they ARE out to get you!".

lone rass...da who come up w/ dat?

"the enemy of my enemy is my friend"

"It IS as bad as you think, and they ARE out to get you!".